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08 December 2007

Christmas Lights

There's a fortune awaiting the first person to invent a string of Christmas lights that doesn't tie itself into a thousand knots during the eleven months it sleeps in a box in the loft - even though it was packed ever so neatly after last Christmas.

What happens? Does the string of lights wake up some time during the summer months and do some kind of war dance inside its box?

Merry Christmas to my two readers.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah. You're having your annual holiday-decorating adventure again, aren't you!

Have fun. Be careful!

Oh, and Merry Christmas from a chubby Scrooge in America.

Larjmarj said...

Well, there are those "net" lights that get pulled over shrubs like a sock but that's exactly what they look like.

Chuck the lights, go inside, drink doctored egg nog.

Anonymous said...

My Dear English Gentleman

I just wanted to wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY AND HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOU HAVE MANY MORE.... I have enjoyed our beautiful six years together and hope that continues also.
Happy Birthday my Dear Lionel.
Love and hugs to both you and your wonderful wife.
love always, Marciajjovd